10 Reasons to NEVER Prank the Boss

Having a laugh at the office is always a great way to start the day (or end a really long one). We all enjoy a good prank now and again … or do we? Just as the Surgeon General is mandated to warm us of the dangers of cigarette smoking, so to should there be a warning written into every new hire checklist. Beware of pulling off the ole office prank on the boss.

Ten Reasons you should NOT prank your boss:

10. Fancy moving your desk to Storage Room B?
9. Do you really want to work the weekends?
8. He has no sense of humor what so ever and will make you his permanent lunch time pet.
7. You’ll be forced to scrub the office toilets with a toothbrush while listening to endless duets by Barry Manilow and Michael Bolton.
6. Ramen noodles really aren’t as good as you made them out to be in college.
5. Because staying up partying with the new hot twins in 6D then sleeping in until noon won’t get you paid.
4. He just finished getting his black belt in “Prank me and I’ll fire your ass”.
3. Because if pranking him is wrong, you don’t want to be right.
2. He may like it and make you the office Designated Humor Homer. Talk about pressure!
And the number one reason why you should never EVER under any circumstances pull an office prank on your boss is…
1. He may make you dress up like Julia Child and serve jelly rolls and orange juice at the next quarterly sales meeting.
Now before you make your move and fall victim to one of the ten previously listed reasons not to do what you are about to, take a moment to reflect. Then, if you must…

PRANK YOUR BOSS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON!!